Changing the Dynamic

17 Oct

Your Ambassador was murdered in an embattled Middle Eastern country whose leader (Gaddafi) you helped depose.

It was a couple of folks out for a walk when a small protest broke out about a video defaming Mohammed. We should prosecute the producer, and limit some speech.

As it turns out, your Ambassador was running guns liberated from Libya (Gaddafi), and ostensibly funneling them thru Turkey to aid the Syrian rebels. You supplied weapons to foreign combatants without the approval of the Congress.

What does it matter?

Well, as it turns out, it matters because the media has perpetrated this fraud, even tilting a presidential debate, and possibly the 2012 presidential election, when in fact, you and O had full knowledge of the events almost immediately, except for the fact that you had your minions shut down your electronic communication devices, to escape culpability, leaving soldiers and ambassadors to be shot and anally raped. And at the behest of a man who was denied a job on your team by your boss, had the National Security Advisor go on all the Sunday Morning News show and lie about it, knowing full well the truth. And while trying to determine, as that famous line from Watergate goes, what you knew and when you knew it, we learned that you have a private server at home to conduct your official business. Why do you have that instead of using the email system as supplied and mandated by the law?

Others have done the same.

Of course. Just wondering why you had that fella fired for violating that exact law.

I am such a techno ninny. How could I possibly be aware of such a thing?

Very well, then we would like to see the emails that you sent that night. You are required by law to preserve all official documents, and to certify that the State Department has possession thereof, and in fact, signed a document, inherent to which is a perjury charge, indicating that you have complied.

I couldn’t possibly. I talked about Chelsea’s wedding and brownies, those are private matters.

Yes, but once you commingle, the privacy is moot.

So am I (hehe)

Ok, well, we are gonna have to see those emails.

I don’t wanna.

But you hafta.

Okay. I have. Here are 55,000 emails. Printed out. In paper and ink.

But you are still missing some 30,000.

Well, two years’ worth of cookies and yoga will generate that.

As it turns out, as you said, the recipients at the State Department have the either sent or received emails. We will get them from there.

Great, at the rate those guys work, you will get like a handful every Friday after the evening news is written. By Monday, who cares?

As it turns out Hillary, we care, we are gonna need to talk to you. Please come by for a chat.

I have been transparent and fully cooperative.

When can you make it?

A week after the first Democrat debate. They wanna see if this old dog can hunt. Besides, odds are that one of the Republicans will say the word Benghazi and I will be able to spin it into an assault on all things America, right before I testify.

Hillary, we got you dead to rights. You have engaged in treasonous behavior, subterfuge, espionage, exposed our secrets to foreign governments and generally enriched yourself at the expense of your citizens and in fact supplied nuclear materials to our enemies while enriching yourself.

Haha, hahahaha.

That is the first honest thing you have said today.

Well, I told you it was the Republican’s fault. Hahahahahahahahahcacklecacklesnor(#pollsterssaythisisworking)hahahah!

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